Success isn’t everything but it makes a man stand straight. Lillian Hellman
People get successful and they start saying, ‘Well of course I am! I was chosen! I’m special!’ No, you’re not. Louis C. K
Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside. Mark Twain
If success is a habit, it is a hard one to acquire. Mason Cooley
When I prayed for success, I forgot to ask for sound sleep and good digestion. Mason Cooley
In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk. Rita Rudner
If I die prematurely I shall be saved from being bored to death at my own success. Samuel Butler
Success comes in cans; failure in can’ts. Wilfred Peterson
Success is dependent upon the glands – sweat glands. Zig Ziglar
Successful people have libraries. The rest have big screen TVs. Jim Rohn
No burden is so heavy for a man to bear as a succession of happy days. Max Planck
Success is simply a matter of luck. Ask any failure. Earl Wilson
I owe my success to having listened respectfully to the very best advice, and then going away and doing the exact opposite. G. K. Chesterton
The more successful the villain, the more successful the picture. Alfred Hitchcock
Success is like winning the sweepstakes or getting killed in an automobile crash. It always happens to somebody else. Allan Sherman
Success is when the checks don’t bounce. Andy Warhol
I don’t deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don’t deserve that either. Jack Benny
Every man has a right to be conceited until he is successful. Benjamin Disraeli
The worst part of success is to try finding someone who is happy for you. Bette Midler
It’s our nature: Human beings like success but they hate successful people. Carrot Top
Pray that success will not come any faster than you are able to endure it. Elbert Hubbard
Success is a great deodorant. Elizabeth Taylor
A successful marriage isn’t necessarily one that lasts until you’re dead. Ellen Barkin
I’m finding that success is way more time-consuming than failure ever was. Emma Donoghue
Don’t confuse fame with success. Madonna is one; Helen Keller is the other. Erma Bombeck
What is success? It is a toy balloon among children armed with pins. Gene Fowler
The secret to success is to offend the greatest number of people. George Bernard Shaw
Success is always less funny than failure. Jon Ronson
